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I’ll see your bathroom mouse, and raise you a freshly-removed mouse head without a brain on my pillow. Get a cat; they are terrifying and effective.

Ew, that must’ve been some wake up call. The cat’s a great idea but unfortunately my landlord won’t let me have pets. Perhaps I’ll try to negotiate something though.

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